May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady!.Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead in doggy years.That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still two girls who are better together than apart. We have stuck by each other through thick and thin.Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!.I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am.Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends’, too.Happy Birthday! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows! Never apologize for who you are!!! Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me! Happy birthday, darling.Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!.Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!.Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!.Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years.Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!.As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’!.Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!.Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!.
Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!.On this date friend, you might ache a little more.Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!.You would know! Make birthday cakes, not war. Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them.Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!.Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!.If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!.Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!.
Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!
Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!.Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!.When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred!.